People,

The time of reckoning is nigh at hand! After months and months of constant chatter and horsepoop from me about my “new DVD”, I’m happy to say that “Au Contraire” finally hits stores today May 12, 2009. Go see for yourself! Or if you’re some sort of shut-in who stores your urine in jars, you can order it online right here!

So now’s your chance, people. Please don’t make me go back to hooking.