To get the word out on the brain-melting comedy experience that is “Au Contraire!”, I will be setting out on glorious promotional tour of these United States.  This is your opportunity to see me perform live, to chuckle bemusedly at my half-assed theories, to breathe in the scent of my chosen hair product!  Specific dates and venues will be announced any day now.  In the meantime, I can tell you that I will definitely be hitting the following metropolitae*:

Nashville, TN
Chicago, IL
Minneapolis, MN
Madison, WI
Washington DC
Philadelphia, PA
Boston, MA
Seattle, WA
Portland, OR
San Francisco, CA
Los Angeles, CA
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
Dallas, TX
Denver, CO
…and most certainly more to come!!!

So get your panties, jockstraps and/or tomatoes ready for throwing, America.  I come bearing jokes.

*  This is not a real word, but it should be.